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Coordinator, Neighborhood Prom.
Duties: Assign chores, coordinate activities, perform sundry gopher work, and the like.
Qualifications: Must be highly creative (well, how about somewhat creative?), masochistic, have a penchant for much work, should be able to withstand great stress, tension, and uncertainty. Most of all, he/she/it should be totally enamored with the idea of an old-timers Prom.
Pay: Arc you kidding?
Procedure for applying: Verbal applications may be made to any of last year’s prom committee (M. Weir, S. Roach, G. Stuart, J. Kuhl. K. Hoerr, T. Hoerr). Bribery is certainly encouraged!
The Skinker-DeBaliviere Prom Committee is an equal opportunity employer, we give the same offal to all.
Originally published in The Paper, April 1978.
Read this article in the original newspaper issue.
Archival transcription note: The printed “Arc you kidding?” and “same offal to all” are retained.
Original source: SD_Times1978_04.pdf, printed page(s) 8; PDF page(s) 8.
