Historical February 1993 article. Dates, prices, services and contacts describe the source period; current availability has not been established.
Belated holiday greetings to you and your dog!
I have in my possession a bill of $78.35 for rug cleaning due to your dog’s droppings. Guests, children, and grandchildren coming into the house during the holiday season unfortunately stepped into your dog’s ” .” There is a law on the city books regarding cleaning up after your “darling.” How about a New Year’s resolution to do just that?
If I happen to observe your dog evacuating on the lawn in front of my house, (with you casually standing by), I will assume my rug cleaning bill belongs to you, and I will send it to you. Let’s begin the new year with consideration to your neighbors. Enjoy your dog and ALL that goes with the animal. Wilma B. Cantwell, 6119 Kingsbury
Originally published in The Times of Skinker-DeBaliviere, February 1993.
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