What has no color but is made of many colors? Sunlight.
How can you turn potatoes into pork? Feed them to a pig.
What kind of stones are found in the Mississippi? Wet stones.
What weighs many tons but falls without making a sound? Snow.
Why does lightning never strike the same place twice? Because a place is never the same after lightning strikes it.
Originally published in The Paper, March 1978.
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Original source: SD_Times1978_03.pdf, printed page(s) 4; PDF page(s) 4.
